I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going
This is me:
I’m the girl who got headbutted. You might recall this incident from a few years back with either a feeling of support and the urge to high-five me, or an intense dislike because I’m mad feminist, hell-bent on making up stories to demonise men. If you are…
I’ve been seeing that awful post “debunking” her original post going around again so here’s the actual story. Take five seconds and google her if you’re skeptical instead of reblogging a post full of misogynist tropes about how women lie about assaults etc because the poster nitpicked the colour of her black eye and “”“proved”“” it was makeup or something.
I like how proving that someone is completely full of shit is now “awful”.
Look at all these little vermin completely enabling this lying, attention-seeking excuse for a human being. Because we totally need to continue spreading outright lies about the victimization of women, in order to make it seem like a worse problem than it actually is. We totally need to keep women in a permanent state of subservient fear and cowardice, because that’s really going to “empower” us.
No. Fuck you, and fuck your bullshit. Just because she sold her story to completely and utterly disreputable tabloid sites with no credibility or journalistic integrity whatsoever, that does not mean it happened.
In fact, here’s further proof that her entire story is a lie, which actually delves into public records. Several people now have looked into this, only to discover that the alleged man involved not only does not exist, but no record of any such case exists anywhere, and she has not provided a shred of reliable evidence that it did.
This girl lied. Get the fuck over it.
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex partner,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [insert URL here],
Go for it
Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
And I understand why Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side, but i don’t currently have any plans to blow up a planet
shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous